We are Seven, they are Six, I am one...

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Let’s play a game!

morkaischosen:

ursineknight:

salamanderperch:

the-cat-with-hands:

lokittysmischief:

danielle-ifer:

ohmykazmiller:

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

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OH GOD A MELTED CANDLE NO NO NO

Either chocolate syrup or pumpkin spice coffee …

Nair or laundry detergent. Take your pick.

Pumpkin spice coffee

DELICIOUS

Old sunscreen.

PORT

.. Alcohol gel…

TINGLY

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

(via illustratedjai)